Oceans 11

[Last minute tips for Linus]
Rusty: You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances...
Livingston: Rus?
Rusty: Yeah?
Livingston: Come look at this?
Rusty: Sure.

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Rusty: Did someone call for a doctor?

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[On the phone]
Terry: Who the hell is this?
Rusty: The man who's robbing you!

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[his only line in English]
Yen: Where the fuck you been?

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[pretending the Nevada Gaming Commission is racist]
Frank: They might as well call it whitejack!

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Turk Malloy: I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

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Rusty: You scared?
Linus: You suicidal?
Rusty: Only in the morning.

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Danny: Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. Alright, we'll get one more.

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Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Tess: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Danny: No, he's very clear on both.

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Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?

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Virgil Malloy: Watch it, bud.
Turk Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal?
Virgil Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend?
Turk Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass?
Virgil Malloy: Don't call me a jackass.
Turk Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.

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Danny: You're either in or you're out.

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[while they are watching a dozen Chinese acrobats at a circus]
Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: He's the little Chinese guy.

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Danny: Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, then you take the house.

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Terry: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
Danny: So I should put the towels back?

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Rusty: God, I'm bored!
Danny: You look bored.
Rusty: I am bored!
[long pause]
Rusty: How was the clink? You get the cookies I sent?
Danny: Why do you think I came to see you first?

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Linus: Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long.

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Danny: You gotta walk before you crawl.
Rusty: Reverse that.

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Rusty: What's with the orange?
Saul: My doctor says I need vitamins.
Rusty: So why don't you take vitamins?
Saul: You come here to give me a physical?

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Topher Grace: Fellas! Fellas! Check this... all... reds!

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Danny: I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.

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Reuben: You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it?
Linus: Yeah.
Reuben: That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house.

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[teaching poker to young Hollywood actors]
Rusty: Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!

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Shane West: Hit me.
Rusty: It's not blackjack.

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[in a safe heist]
Basher: All right chaps. Hang on to your knickers.
[Safe blows up]
[basher steps in, alarm goes off]
Basher: Oh leave it out! You Tossers! You had one job to do.

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[Yen practices the vault somersault]
Turk Malloy: Ten says he shorts it.
Frank, Livingston: Twenty!

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[Yen does the real somersault]
Frank: Ten says he shorts it.
Livingston: No bet.

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Turk Malloy: Are you a man?
Virgil Malloy: Yes, nineteen.
Turk Malloy: Are you alive?
Virgil Malloy: Yes, eighteen.
Turk Malloy: Evel Knievel.
Virgil Malloy: ...shit.