Sure-Fire Business Tactics

Hey everyone! Here’s a round-about recap of some sure-fire business tactics written by the amazingly funny author of my blogs namesake “is that a snowflake I smell?”. If you’d like to read the sure-fire business tactics in their entirety here’s the web site address: http://www.niftyness.com/animal/surefire/surefire.php

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1. Monkeys.
2. Think like a box.
3. Facts about Argentina.

1. Watch out for dirty people, they carry lung diseases.
2. Customers = penguins. (Obesity!)
3. Today is not X-Day. That was yesterday.

1. Scientists love peppermints.
2. You only have two arms, but this may just be temporary.
3. It's cool when people bring up "The Lottery." You should do that more often.

1. Always give me a dollar when I ask for it.
2. Only trade Louisiana for alcohol. Or a magic pony. (Later, you sell the pony meat to prisoners) 3. Only people with working mouth holes should attempt to eat muffins.

1. You live on a lousy block.
2. Blind people hate nails (but love sweet, delicious nail-shaped candy).
3. Neo-vegans hate both ham and bananas.