YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?!

I just received word that we don't have enough money to take a bus for our winterguard trip to Las Vegas, and Alice wants us to fly! FLY! Can you believe that!? There's no way in hell I'm stepping foot on a plane! I mean, come on, Vegas, it's one state over, don't you think a plane is a bit much? I go to Vegas practically every weekend and I never take a plane! That's right, you can drive to Vegas in little under a day. Plus I don't think we'd be saving any money by flying, you'd still have to rent a van when we get there. This is outrageous! I'm a person! People don't fly! It's just the way things worked out, best not to screw around with nature. People are meant to stay on the ground, let's not tempt fate people.

[ - Jennifer - ]

"Never mind, I'm only half as blind, 'cause I needed more from you"