AIMS: Writing

Today all sophomores (and juniors who didn't pass) had to take AIMS (Arizona Instrument to Measure Standards). Today was the writing portion, our prompt was to convince a board of directors to build a amusement park in AZ. Isn't that the lamest thing you've ever heard?! I couldn't think up enough crap to fill a page! I don't care if AZ doesn't have an amusement park, I hate roller coasters. After they read my essay they'll never want to build a amusement park in AZ. The funniest part was the box in Godfrey's room that said "cold sassy tree". What the heck is a cold sassy tree?!